The best Michael Jackson Jokes so far!

Apparently MJ wants his body to be melted into kids toys so that they can play with him for the rest of their lives

Though I must say it is just like Michael Jackson to have a stroke....

i´ve got three tickets for the 02 centre in July going cheap if anyones interested

jackson 4

*groan*

Reports that Michael Jackson has had a heart attack are incorrect....he was actually visiting a children's hospital and had a stroke...

OK, don't like making jokes about people this newly dead but here goes ....

Out of respect ....
Mcdonalds has relesased the McJackson burger,
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

What is the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson......... Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.

Micheal Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macauly Culkin stayed over for the weekend

and from London the rudest so far.....

Pet monkey for sale. Good nature, great with kids, needs to be w****d off with a white glove once a week. $2000

they keep coming.....

Dearly departed Michael Jackson arrives in Heaven only to be met by Elvis Presley.
 
Elvis says, "Are you the bloke who married  my daughter ? "
 
M.J. says, "Yes."
 
Elvis replies, " Thank Fuck for that, I'd heard that she'd married some Black dude  ! "